Doomed, I Tell You

Doomed, I Tell You

Contractor guy in the aisle at Lowe's, leaning on a shopping cart, talking on his phone:

"Hello, Amazon? I placed a stair tread order with you the other day? Supposed to be delivered soon? Well, I was just trying to order a sample tread, and instead... Yeah, fifteen treads, eighteen hundred dollars? Yeah, that's not what I wanted to do."

So. Much. Wrong.

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