Standard Operating Procedure

Standard Operating Procedure

Sharpies are Every Day Carry for me.

Originally shared by Edward Morbius

"In America, it’s okay to be crazy – so long as you invoke Jesus."

...The proper response to crazy is: Shut. Up. Just shut the fuck up. I’m not going to debate you, because I simply don’t respect your stupid bullshit enough to bother. Nobody does. Fuck off or I’m getting out my Magic Marker.

You cannot reason with unreasonable people....

Helps to keep them away from the car keys, gun cabinet, Button, though.


Some old-school Stonekettle Station.

http://www.stonekettle.com/2012/09/unreasonable-people.html

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  1. Geo. TirebiterApril 30, 2018 at 5:05 PM

    When iwas sent to cases where i knew the reporting person was clearly nuts, i'd put on my mirror sunglasses, and turn on my tape recorder hidden in my pocket and the only song on it is the theme from the twilight zone. I don't talk.
    When the song finishes, i walk off.

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  2. Drew McCarthyApril 30, 2018 at 5:13 PM

    Stylish!

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