"First Off, Don't Talk About What You Don't Know."

"First Off, Don't Talk About What You Don't Know."

Chuck: And you had this rule. You were like, "Have one drink a week, but make it a good one."

Alton: I don't keep that rule.

Chuck: I kind of figured.

Alton: I went through a divorce. You're supposed to drink once a week and get divorced? I don't think so. Not in the South. No.

Chuck: But I like the fact that if you were only going to do it once ...

Alton: … you should do it and make it count.

Chuck: Make it a martini.

Alton: Make it a big martini. And have one dessert a week and make it expensive and delicious. In the end, if you give somebody just a little something to look forward to, they can do it. You give them nothing to look forward, they fail.
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  1. That was a good read. As I told my girl, "He comes off as an asshole, but one who knows he's an asshole." And (Virgina girl that she is) replied, "Southerners, honey."

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  2. Ha! I am a member of that tribe. As Jean-Louis Gassée puts it, I am a "recovering assholic".

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