Sacred Subject

Sacred Subject

I just got back from the frozen Midwest
Step out of the taxi cab at the airport up there in Minnesota...
Said about two sentences, folks saw the grits flyin' out of my mouth,
They said, "You're not from around heer, are ya?"
"Uh, no ah'm not..."
"Wheer ya from?"
"Well, I'm from down Western North Carolina, back in the Appalachian Mountains..."
"All right!  I know where that is... That's where all that moonshining and inbreeding goes on, innit?"
"Yes, ma'am."
"How about singing us a little song about moonshine?"
"Huh UH.  I don't sing about sacred subjects...
Tell you what I'll do though, I'll sing you a song about that other half of the culture, that's the inbreeding portion..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmZiRlksg0w

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  1. Any place that eats lutefisk is getting a bit above itself criticizing a place that eats grits.

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